Japanese Candy Fortune Teller Translations!

When ordering Japanese candy online, it can be a real challenge to figure out what all the crazy packaging is trying to say. Jokes, puns, references and other easter eggs are easily missed if you can't read Japanese. We've translated all the fortunes from this month's crate so you can have the full experience!     Luchador    

Blue: You will get buff.

Yellow: You will be the champion.

Pink: You will be courageous.

        Ninja    

Blue: You will hide well.

Yellow: You will find the treasure.

Pink: You will remember ninjutsu skills.

          Lion    

Blue: Your pride will grow.

Yellow: You will feast.

Pink: You will be the King of Beasts.

      Alien    

Blue: You will dominate the universe.

Yellow: You will meet an alien.

Pink: You will go to space.

      Cat  

Blue: Your kujiun (serendipitous luck) will be improved.

Yellow: You will be blessed, meow meow.

Pink: You will become lucky coin cat.

        Devil  

Blue: Devils out, good luck in.

Yellow: You will play oni gokko (Japanese devil tag).

Pink: You will have the advantage.

              Red spoon: Your teacher will praise you.
Yellow spoon: You will be assigned a seat next to your crush.
Green spoon: Your friend will give you candy. (That's us! ^__^)
Pink spoon: You will have a good conversation with your crush. Tell us below what fortunes you got!